Dwarven Insults
 
 
 
 
As any dwarf will tell ye, 'tis important t' be skilled in the hurlin' of proper insults.
Note that words in red are extra infuriating to dwarves.
The above insult generator is based on a table found on the Stone and Steel guild site,  which in turn was based on an article in "Dragon". The table used here, shown below, is slightly modified from that on Stone and Steel.
rickety
cantankerous
babbling
dangling
nitpicking
incompetent
stinking
hidebound
warty
drooling
gibbering
repugnant
moth-eaten
corroded
slothful
pompous
witless
tentacled
hideous
craftless
feckless
dandified
clanless
perfumed
dainty
beardless
lily-livered
anvil-dropping
cave-slinking
rat-eaten
nib-chewing
toe-biting
addle-pated
mucus-oozing
axe-breaking
lice-ridden
snot-chewing
porridge-eating
milk-drinking
lantern-lugging
jelly-spined
hanky-waving
two-faced
tool-snatching
elf-kissing
beard-shaving
ballet-dancing
tree-hugging
poetry-reading
pointy-earned
willow-waisted
thumb-basher
halfling's-armpit
fossil
stalactite
bat-dropping
gas-spore
pestie
puke-for-brains
stench kow
rockrunt
lump of anthracite
cave-fungus
sewer-rat
tunnel-worm
smudge-rubber
rust-bucket
cave-gherkin
troll-friend
orc-friend
goblin-friend
snotling-fondler
sissy
pixie
troll-barf
oath-breaker
goblin-spawn
orc-spawn
troll-spawn
crybaby
steaming heap of troll dung